I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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