Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
