Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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