Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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