just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
