A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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