So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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