last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
