We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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