Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
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go home
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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