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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(650): View more from California

Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.

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(917): View more from New York City

we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.

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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

They are going to name an STD after you.

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