yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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