I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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