you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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