I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Welp...herpes.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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