her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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