Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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