butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish I only lived at night.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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