I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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