is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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