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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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