Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
home. puking in laundry basket.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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