NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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