Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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