I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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