Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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