i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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