OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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