Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
operation harelip BJ is a go
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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