He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hippo gnu deer
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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