Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Randomize
