We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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