those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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