This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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