Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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