I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Fuck appropriateness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize