We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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