maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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