last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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