Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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