the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
wrigley field is MILF paradise
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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