I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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