so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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