Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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