I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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