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  (319): View more from Iowa

  Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"

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  (319): Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in" http://tfl.nu/15za
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  (716): View more from New York

  I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?

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  (716): I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays? http://tfl.nu/wnqx
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  Oh. He liked you.

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  Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."

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  (970): Oh. He liked you. (970): Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado." http://tfl.nu/je5x
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

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  (678): better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole http://tfl.nu/f6uw
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge

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  (717): Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge http://tfl.nu/tbkl
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  (904): View more from Florida

  Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable

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  (904): Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable http://tfl.nu/aevh
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  (518): View more from New York

  I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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  (518): I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday. http://tfl.nu/tx0i
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  (845): View more from New York

  What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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  (845): What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know http://tfl.nu/y6wb
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  (217): View more from Illinois

  I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips

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  (217): I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips http://tfl.nu/378x
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.

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  (770): You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point. http://tfl.nu/sxoa
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.

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  (605): Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything. http://tfl.nu/vz1g
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"

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  (204): So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you" http://tfl.nu/y1sq
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna

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  (513): Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna http://tfl.nu/lbc2
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  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?

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  (918): Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling? http://tfl.nu/vrr8
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.

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  (608): You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin. http://tfl.nu/8hk6
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