i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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