don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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