how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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