Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Can I color on your dick again?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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