Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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