Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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