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We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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