I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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