So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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