I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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