one might say we're banned from that church
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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