dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
