honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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